May 2013
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
lolzpicx:
fuchsiatyrant:
fatkidinmath:
kazoothekid:
earljrsmith:
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
do not believe everything you read on the internet. i call bullshit on this
impepperpotts:
blue-winds-of-change:
So we were eating dinner and suddenly my dad asks “so when did you become a Pepperony fan?” And I said “when I first saw the Avengers” and he looked at me funny and then I realized he meant pepperoni. He was talking about the pepperoni pizza.
this may be the best story i have ever heard, oh mygod.
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
gokudezi:
gokudezi:
Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt
How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Plans: The Final... →
If you’re seen How I Met’s Season 8 finale, read on to find out the format change occurring for the final season of the show this fall.
jesus christ, when I though the series redeemed itself by introducing mom, it turns out they just f**ked us over, again. why oh why do you hate your fans? we waited 8 long years for a thing that should have happened in the 4th or the 5th season, and...
the abyss gazes also into you: sosem voltam star... →
therealgeek:
sosem voltam star trekes, nem is szerettem igazán meg nem is kötött le (igaz kb. 10 évesen próbálkoztam vele, szóval lehet, hogy ma már menne, mondjuk mások meg a spenótot nem szerették meg idősebb korukra), de ez most tökre mellékes, mert igazából arról akartam írni, hogy mennyire élvezem nézni,…
én amúgy szeretem a Star Treket, de tökéletesen egyetértek.
Elvis egy drog: Hen oida hoti ouden oida: Zsófi és... →
elvisegydrog:
4000. posztnak remek lesz Zsófi filozófiai fejlődésének újabb állomását dokumentálnom, annál is inkább, mert én ugyan viszonylag sok görög filozófiát meg hozzá kapcsolódó szekundért olvastam, de nem emlékszem, h ezt bárki megjegyezte volna. Szóval a Goethe Intézetből hazafelé jövet a Mester u.-i…
itseasytoremember:
transatlanticwanker:
french-toast-with-maple-syrup:
SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOT THE LADY SAID
“TALL VANILLA FRAPPUCINO FOR THE DARK LORD”
someone put this on a t-shirt
buy it here
“Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you...”
– Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via punkrockmermaid)
